Using the nursery rhyme below, write a brief police report that objectively reports the events, avoiding the overuse of jargon, inferences, and judgments as well as "snarl" and "purr" words as defined by S.I. Hayakawa in your textbook.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, 

To fetch a pail of water; 

Jack fell down, and broke his crown, 

And Jill came tumbling after. 

Then up Jack got up and off did trot, 

As fast as he could caper, 

To old Dame Dob, who patched his nob

With vinegar and brown paper.

When Jill came in, 

How she did grin

To see Jack’s paper plaster; 

Her mother, vexed, 

Did whip her next, 

For laughing at Jack’s disaster.

Now Jack did laugh, 

And Jill did cry, 

But her tears did soon abate; 

Then Jill did say, 

That they should play

At seesaw across the gate.